🎨 Paint Me Like One of Your Tipsy Artists 🍷
A Paint & Sip Experience with Jonnie
Featuring: A Sailboat at Sunset (in theory)

Join us for an evening of artistic expression, questionable brushstrokes, and watching our beloved Jonnie—the Michelangelo of Merlot—attempt to teach you how to paint a serene sailboat at sunset… while steadily losing her sea legs.

At this Paint & Sip party, you're not just painting—you’re participating in a bold creative experiment:
How many drinks can Jonnie handle before the sailboat turns into a speedboat, the sun starts sinking sideways, and someone paints a seagull wearing sunglasses?

Here’s how it works:
🖌️ Jonnie teaches (with flair).
🍷 You sip (with purpose).
🍹 You buy her a drink (with mischievous glee).
🌅 Chaos ensues (beautifully).
🎨 Everyone leaves with a painting—or at least a sunset that tells a story.

Whether your sailboat floats or flops, it’s all part of the fun. No experience necessary—just a love of laughter, libations, and low-stakes masterpieces.